Here you can all share your jokes. I'll start:
What does Libera order at Starbucks?
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maartendas wrote:Here you can all share your jokes. I'll start:
What does Libera order at Starbucks?
I don't know, what does Libera order at Starbucks?
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Aren't they a little young for coffee?
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paul30003 wrote:maartendas wrote:Here you can all share your jokes. I'll start:
What does Libera order at Starbucks?
I don't know, what does Libera order at Starbucks?
A "Jubi-Latte"
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I think this is another of those cultural differences between Europe and the US Tully. I had noticed from watching tv/films that in America coffee is treated like an illegal drug as far as kids are concerned. Over here it's no big deal, if the kid wants a coffee that's fine . A bit like having wine with a meal.TullyBascombe wrote:Aren't they a little young for coffee?
Nice joke by the way Maarten
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I think Kids are more into caffeine energy drinks these days. I'm forever seeing kids swigging back RedBull, Relentless, Monster energy, and Boost drinks which have a far higher caffeine content. No wonder kids are so hypo.Yorkie wrote:I think this is another of those cultural differences between Europe and the US Tully. I had noticed from watching tv/films that in America coffee is treated like an illegal drug as far as kids are concerned. Over here it's no big deal, if the kid wants a coffee that's fine . A bit like having wine with a meal.TullyBascombe wrote:Aren't they a little young for coffee?
Nice joke by the way Maarten
Joe Snelling Quote: "It's odd cuz my voice is low but I do quite a lot of the top notes"
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A riddle:
It's small and only takes pictures of the surface of the earth.
Answer: The Humble telescope.
And this pun:
"It was a very animated evening. We were all really drawn into the conversation."
...Get it?
It's small and only takes pictures of the surface of the earth.
Answer: The Humble telescope.
And this pun:
"It was a very animated evening. We were all really drawn into the conversation."
...Get it?
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AH! *claps with delight* I'm going to have to follow this for a hopefully daily giggle!
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